Sit. Stay. Good blog.

It keeps going, and going, and going…

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?“

Lose yourself in the surprisingly touching story of two homeless Sims – Kev and his daughter Alice.

Click here. You know you want to.

Daily cuteness: ZooBorns. Try not to say “awww.” I dare you.

Girls Gone Wilde – this would be my new favorite tv show.

Zombie Rhymes. What do vegetarian zombies like to eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAAINS.

Everyone needs to have hobbies.

Note to self: always wear my wedding ring and keep a lighter in my pocket. Also, learn how to make a steam engine.

I can’t play piano because all sheet music looks like this.