Monday, March 31, 2008

Monday's leftovers (was Friday's Feast).

 Appetizer
What does the color dark green make you think of?

The pants I'm wearing right now.

Soup
How many cousins do you have?

Jesus Christ, does anyone have an abacus? On my mom's side, I have eight first cousins. On my dad's side, I have nine first cousins. And my step-mom brought me another six first cousins. Do I talk to any of them regularly? Maybe one or two.

Salad
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how honest are you?

I'm about an 8. The preceding sentence is false. The preceding sentence is false. Huh?

Main Course
Name something that is truly free.

Butterflies.

Dessert
Using the letters in the word SPRING, write a sentence.

Sizzle prizzle rizzle izzle nizzle, g.

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