Friday, March 9, 2007

Great expectations.

A while back, I read this review by Neill Cumpston, which cemented in me the need to see 300 as soon as it came to our cow town. "I can't spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN'T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey."

If that wasn't enough, if I wasn't already hyped to see 300 tonight, this review would get me there. "The movie "300" is rated R for "RAAAAAR!" and is about as inspirational as "Field of Dreams" multiplied by "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington," plus infinity."

Sweet Jesus, I can hardly wait.

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