"My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but to just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate."
- Thornton Wilder
"An Atheist loves himself and his fellow man instead of a god. An Atheist knows that heaven is something for which we should work now - here on earth - for all men together to enjoy..."
- Madalyn Murray O'Hair
"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
- Robert Frost
"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."
- Kin Hubbard
"Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait - it's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail."
- Jack Handy
"If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X, Y is play, and Z is keeping your mouth shut."
- Albert Einstein
"Terra! Terra! Terra! Looooooooooooong war! Patient country. Looooooooooooooong war! Terra, evil, terra. Evil evil evil. Loooooooooooong war. Terra, terra everywhere. Loooooooooooooong war! God bless America."
- Summary of pResident Bu$h's 2002 State of the Union Address by Salon.com Table Talkers.