BLACK MAN #1: "If you make a little mistake with one of your 'hos,' you'll want to dispose of that problem tout suite, no questions asked."
BLACK MAN #2: "That's too cold. I don't snuff my own seed."
BLACK MAN #1: "Maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican."
That's right - they are so hurtin' for votes, that they are going after the pro-life pimp demographic. No, this isn't a Dave Chapelle skit - it's real. To listen to the actual ad, visit http://www.voteourvalues.com/, click on "Listen to the ads" and then #17.
Thankfully I have yet to hear any of this nonsense in Kansas City... yet. As one friend put it, "It IS the fucking end times, man."