Peek-a-boo!

January 25, 2010

I'm watchin' you.

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Go retro.

January 22, 2010

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Chinese, please!

January 21, 2010

I’m going to share one of my favorite dishes ever with you. It’s my own Frankenstein creation based on several recipes, and I’ve tweaked it until it’s about as perfect as I like it – for now, at least. The best thing about this dish is that it’s so versatile: A friend of mine took this same recipe a couple nights ago and modded it using the ingredients she had around the house – no ginger, but fresh oranges, peppers and squash. You can do the same, and I encourage that – you may not like celery and decide to leave it out (I used to hate it, but recently have developed quite an affection for the crunch and little pops of flavor some diced celery can bring to a dish), or you might have a can of crushed pineapple laying around and decide to wok that into the mix. Kick up the heat or grate in some orange zest. Use fresh ginger. Add and subtract ingredients, depending upon your tastes – that’s what cooking is all about.

Note the disembodied spoon in this picture. This dish is so simple, it practically stirs itself!

But here’s the version I’m in love with at this moment. It goes equally well with brown or white rice.

Lynn’s Ginger-Orange Chicken
Servings: 4
Weight Watchers Points: 6 per serving

3/4 c. chicken broth
1/3 c. orange juice
1 1/2 Tbsp. cornstarch
2 Tbsp. brown sugar
2 Tbsp. soy sauce
1 Tbsp. rice wine vinegar
1 tsp. ground ginger
1 Tbsp. honey
1 Tbsp. ketchup
2 tsp. Sriracha sauce
1 tsp. sesame oil
2 scallions, chopped – reserve green parts for garnish
1 c. onion, sliced
1 celery stalk, chopped
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut into thin strips
2 c. rice, cooked and kept warm

In a medium bowl, whisk together broth, orange juice, cornstarch, sugar, soy sauce, vinegar, honey, Sriracha, ketchup and ginger. Add chicken and marinate for 15 to 30 minutes.

Heat oil in a wok or large skillet over medium-high heat. Add scallions, onion, celery and garlic and cook 2 minutes. Add chicken and sauce and bring to a boil. Cook until sauce is thickened and chicken is cooked through, about 8 – 10 minutes. If sauce is too thick, add more chicken broth.

Serve chicken and sauce over rice and sprinkle with green scallion slices. Yields about 1 cup of chicken and sauce and 1/2 cup of rice per serving.

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Grizkebab.

January 12, 2010

Mr. Awesome took some really great photos of Griz the other night:

Here’s his cutiepuss nose:

And here’s his handsome profile:

Isn’t he just gorgeous? Of course, he’s also quite the little acrobatic talent. I woke up to this the other night:

Yes, he’s sitting on the rails that go around the top of our bed. He’s taken to leaping up there in the middle of the night, then landing with a startling thud sometime after we’re asleep. The good news is that we don’t have to worry about our ceiling fan going rogue, as Griz would undoubtedly go all Grizzly Bear on it and keep us safe.

I’ve got to work late tonight and therefore won’t be able to cook dinner at home. This disappoints me, as I was really looking forward to trying a new recipe I’m calling Makeshift “Hamburger” Helper. That will have to wait until tomorrow. Last night we had one of my all-time favorites – my own creation of Ginger-Orange Chicken. We took photos, but didn’t get them off the camera. So, you’ll have to wait for that recipe, too. I won’t deprive you completely, though – here’s one we really like called Chili Chicken Kebabs with Yogurt Sauce. This is a great dish to make with thighs or breasts, depending on what you have around. The yogurt sauce is especially yummy.

Chili Chicken Kebabs with Yogurt Sauce

Servings: 6
Weight Watchers Points: 10 per serving

2 lbs boneless, skinless chicken thighs, trimmed of fat and cut into 2 1/2 inch pieces
1/2 c. orange juice
1/4 c. honey
3 Tbsp. cider vinegar
1 Tbsp. canola oil
2 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. cumin
1 tsp. fresh ginger, peeled and grated
1 clove garlic, minced
1 8-oz container low-fat, plain yogurt
2 Tbsp. red onion, minced
2 Tbsp. cilantro, chopped
2 tsp. lime zest
1 Tbsp. lime juice
1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 pints cherry tomatoes
3 c. cooked jasmine or basmati rice

Combine the chicken, orange juice, honey, 2 tablespoons of the vinegar, the oil, chili powder, cumin, ginger, and garlic in a large zip-close bag. Squeeze out the air and seal the bag, turning to coat the chicken. Refrigerate, turning the bag occasionally, at least one hour or overnight.

To make the sauce, combine the yogurt, red onion, cilantro, the remaining 1 tablespoon vinegar, the lime zest, lime juice and salt in a small bowl until blended. Cover and refrigerate until ready to use.

Spray broiler rack with nonstick spray and preheat the broiler. Thread the chicken and cherry tomatoes onto six metal skewers. Discard the marinade. Place kebabs on the broiler rack and broil 5 inches from the heat until the chicken is browned and cooked through, about 6 minutes on each side. Serve the kebabs with sauce and rice.

NOTES: Yum-ee! The marinade leaves the chicken with a sweet-spicy tang that is tempered by the tomatoes, rice and yogurt sauce. We thought the chili powder was going to be too strong, but it wasn’t – it was just perfect.  We loved the way the tomatoes get all roasty-toasty and sweet. Mmm. Some variations we’ve made include subbing couscous for the rice, and adding some red onion to the kebabs. It really depends on your mood and how much time you’ve got. Great as leftovers the next day, too!

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Every day is a good day for a resolution. Or a curry.

January 7, 2010

In the past, I’ve done what many people do: I’ve used the first of the year as the marker for change by stating a couple of resolutions and trying to stick to them. And like many people, the resolutions don’t last, because change will only happen when you are ready for it. In the past, I wasn’t ready.

For me, my “new year” started on July 9th, 2009. That date wasn’t any sort of milestone for me; there was no cosmic reason why I chose that date over any other. But it has become a milestone now, as that was the day I decided I was not going to be a fat person any more. And really, that was all it took – me making a conscious decision to eat healthier and as a result, lose weight.

When I began, I knew I didn’t want to feel like I was on a diet, because if I did, I would give up. So I researched healthy eating and cooking and discovered that the Weight Watchers system was the way for me to go. I did my own makeshift version of WW for the first month, to make sure I was going to stick with my plan before spending money on joining. When I saw I was losing weight and wasn’t feeling like I was deprived of anything, I joined the Weight Watchers Online program. Instead of going to meetings, I do everything via their Web site. Better yet for me is the WW iPhone app. I can keep track of what I eat no matter where I am. As a bonus for someone who loves games, trying to stay within my alloted points and still feel like I can eat just about anything is like a game of sorts – do I get cheese on my sandwich, or have an extra glass of wine? Decisions, decisions.

But the best part of all of this has been cooking. I’ve always liked cooking, but for the last few months I’ve really began to love it. I make weekly menus and try to incorporate at least one new recipe a week. I read cookbooks and cooking magazines, looking for ways to tweak the recipes to make them WW-friendly and therefore healthier overall. I’ve learned that WW-friendly doesn’t mean diet food – it means using light butter, cutting back on the olive oil, cooking with ground turkey and skim milk, etc. Instead of  using fat to flavor food, use herbs and spices and fruits and vegetables. I get creative with my weekly menus, trying to make sure that I use the whole package of celery throughout the week instead of one or two stalks and letting the rest go bad. And I’ve been experimenting with flavors and ingredients that I never would have thought about before. I never knew “dieting” could be so fun, so exciting and so enjoyable.

Since July 9th, 2009, I’ve lost nearly 40 lbs. That’s a lot of weight. That’s a large bag of dog food, and if you’ve ever tried to lug one of those you know how much that is. I still have more to lose, but I’m not daunted by that fact the way I would have been a year ago. Losing weight is not impossible, it’s not painful (okay, maybe it is a little painful, especially since I got a recumbent bike for Christmas and am now incorporating exercise into my life), it’s not about deprivation or starvation or any of that. It’s about change, and being the person you know you are, and finding something to get excited about, and – I know this sounds cliche but it’s really, really true – taking it one day, one meal at a time. If you eat something really decadent, or slip up, or whatever, it’s okay – there’s the next bite, the next meal, the next day. That meant that I DID have a slice of pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, I DID have pizza at our office holiday party, I DID have a some of my awesome chocolate peanut butter pie at Christmas. But I did so with an understanding of what eating those items meant for me, and because I have my overall health and well-being in mind, I did so with no guilt whatsoever.

But since it IS a new year, and a new decade, I might as well try something new(ish). Since I’ve been cooking more, I would like to share some of those recipes that we try throughout the year with you. Some will be hits, some will be misses, but I guarantee I’ll have a good time making all of them I’ll try to post photos and notes about our experiences with the recipe, and maybe I’ll include Weight Watchers points (although I hear the WW goons frown on that).

To get started in 2010, here’s a recipe I made a few weeks back. It’s based on a fantastic squash curry we had at a Laotian restaurant in Madison, Wisconsin.

Red Chicken and Mango Curry

Servings: 4
Weight Watchers Points: 9 per serving

1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut into 1 1/2-inch chunks
1 bunch green onions, finely sliced
1 Tbsp. garlic or chile oil
1 1/2 Tbsp. red Thai curry paste
1 14-oz. can light coconut milk
1 c. chicken broth
2 tsp. fish sauce
1 1/2 c. butternut squash cubes
1 1/2 c. sweet potato cubes
1 c. mango cubes
1 tsp. lime juice
3-4 Tbsp. cilantro, chopped
2 c. brown rice, cooked

Saute chicken in skillet over medium-high heat until browned and cooked through, and remove to a plate.

Fry green onions in oil for 1 minute, then add curry paste. Whisk in coconut milk, broth and fish sauce and bring to a boil. Add butternut squash and sweet potato cubes and simmer, partially covered, about 15 minutes or until tender.

Add chicken back to pan and bring to a boil. Add mango and lime juice and heat through.

Serve over rice and sprinkle with cilantro.

NOTES: Mmm… now this is about as close to comfort food as it gets, folks. The flavors are amazing and blend so well… my mouth is watering just thinking about it. Of course, we made a few modifications. First, we added a small, diced onion – we sauteed them with the green onions. Then we used frozen butternut squash instead of fresh, because cutting up fresh is a pain in the arse. However, we should have waited to add it until after the sweet potatoes were tender – instead, the cubes we added were already cooked and broke down in the sauce. It was still delicious, but chunks of squash would have been better. We also used bottled lime juice – next time, we’ll use fresh lime and squeeze a wedge on each plate. Oh yeah, we’ll be making this one again for sure.

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A.B.L.G.O.I.

December 22, 2009

• After a month with us, Griz the cat has turned out to be an absolute joy to have around.
• I’ve been cooking much more lately and trying more recipes as a result. I’ve even been keeping recipes, tried and untried, on a Web site for easy reference (complete with notes and photos). If I know you, and you’d like a link to my recipe site, let me know. I promise there’s something on there you’d enjoy.
• We’ve been watching more movies at home lately. Here are three worth checking out:
  Inglorious Bastards
  Let The Right One In
  In The Loop
• I’m ALMOST done Christmas shopping. Almost.
• If you mix 1 box of chocolate cake mix with one 15-oz can of pumpkin, drop the mix into 12 muffin cups and bake it at 400 degrees for 20 minutes, you end up with a delicious, chocolaty, low-fat concoction that tastes as good as it looks:
• I really need to stay away from the Gap for a while. Unless I come across a suitcase full of money.

That is all. For now.

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In defense of the seemingly indefensible.

November 24, 2009

I am in love, and thy name is Brussels sprouts. That’s right. Brussels sprouts.

I mean, just LOOK at these things:

Have you ever seen a pan of vegetables that looks so delicious in your life?

I know what you are thinking. You’re thinking that you will never try to cook Brussels sprouts because Brussels sprouts are disgusting. You’re right – Brussels sprouts ARE disgusting – if they are FROZEN and BOILED into that nasty, smooshy, bitter mess you think of when you think of Brussels sprouts. Those Brussels sprouts are a travesty against nature. Those Brussels sprouts are just wrong.

But… when they are FRESH and ROASTED, they are not just good – they are heavenly. Sweet, savory, tender… my mouth waters just thinking about them. Roasted Brussels sprouts are one of the best foods on earth. They are simple to prepare, incredibly good for you and delicious.

To wit:

Roasted Brussels Sprouts
Servings: 4
Weight Watchers Points: 2

1 1/2 lbs. Brussels sprouts, cut in half with stems and outer leaves removed
1 Tbsp. olive oil
1 clove garlic, minced
Olive oil cooking spray
2-3 shallots, cut cross wise into 1/8-inch thick slices and separated into rings (about 1 cup)
Salt and pepper to taste

Preheat to 400 degrees.

Toss Brussels sprouts with olive oil, salt and pepper. Add a couple of spritzes cooking spray if you need to. Spread out in 1 layer in a large, shallow baking pan. Roast, stirring occasionally, until tender and browned, about 25 to 30 minutes.

While sprouts roast, heat a large skillet over medium high heat. Add garlic and shallots to pan with a spritz of cooking spray over high heat. Season with salt and pepper and cook, stirring occasionally, until shallots are golden brown, about 5 minutes.

When sprouts are done, mix shallots and sprouts together in skillet and heat through. Serve immediately.

See? How easy is that?!

When we’re in a rush, I omit the garlic and shallots completely and just go for roasted sprouts with lots of salt. If we don’t have shallots, a diced red onion works really well. Throw a splash of red wine in there just for fun. There are so many variations with this dish you are bound to find a flavor combination that works for you. Lemon is one option. So are chestnuts. Oh, and for those who must do so, you can even add in some bacon. Or leeks. Or maple syrup. I think you see what I’m getting at.

So please – before you cast judgement over the Brussels sprout based on someone’s horrific abuse to the vegetable, try them the right way and then decide if they are really worth your scorn. Hint: they won’t be and you will love them, too.

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Ketchup.

November 23, 2009

I go through phases when it comes to blogging. Lately, I’ve been in the downward phase of not posting much of anything, but as you know, life continues to move ahead, whether I write about it or not. So, in the interest of brevity and my own sanity, I will attempt to recount the events of the last several months in one of my world-famous bullet lists.

• We took a trip to Washington D.C. at the end of September. Highlights included the Kennedy Center, a tour of the Capitol, lots of walking, lots of subway-riding, the Magna Carta, tasty pho on a rainy night and pandas. Good people of D.C., you have free pandas to visit whenever it strikes your fancy – take advantage of this more than you currently do! There are some of us who do not have ready access to free pandas and are worse off for it.
• The night before Halloween, in Madison, WI, Mr. Awesome and I had the most incredible squash curry at a Laotian restaurant called Lao Laan-Xang, located off a side-street in a tiny house. Good people of Madison, you have incredible curry available to you – go eat it soon and often! There are some of us who do not have ready access to incredible squash curry and are therefore sad pandas.
• The skywalks in Minneapolis are so great when it’s cold – and it’s cold there much of the time.
• Australian singer Kate Miller-Heidke is a spectacular live performer and will no doubt be a huge star one day. If you ever have the chance to hear her sing, take hold of that chance with both hands and don’t let go.
• Beatles Rock Band is fun, but is more fun with four people.
• I’m trying to cook at least one new recipe per week or so. We’ve had some hits and some not-quite-hits. I’ll try to write more about both in the future.
• John Hodgman was at a Rainy Day Books event at Unity on the Plaza. The picture I have of me and him together would probably be my Christmas card if a.) Mr. Awesome would approve and b.) if I sent such things as Christmas cards.
• I’m trying not to hate Time Warner cable, but they make it so difficult. If they “don’t currently offer contracts” then how am I in one until June? Keyword: “currently.” I’ve now got a calendar appointment set to remind me the day my contract is up. That day cannot come soon enough.

And finally, I’ll break out of the bullet format to introduce Griz, the newest member of our family:

On Saturday, we were doing some Christmas-looking at Oak Park Mall (we aren’t really shopping yet, although I know we should be) and came across a store set up by Animal Haven Animal Shelter to help adopt some animals. Mr. Awesome and I are suckers for animals, so we had to go in and look around. There, among the puppies and kittens and dogs was this sweet-looking cat sitting at the back of his cage. He reminded us both so much of Rags that we walked around the mall and went back to look at him three times. This cat was beautiful, declawed, neutered and about 4 years old. He was perfect. It’s been a over a year since Rags died, and we’re ready for another cat. So we paid the adoption fee and took home Griz (Grizwald, Grizzly Bear) Saturday afternoon.

The ride home was great. Griz was calm and quiet and seemed to love getting petted. We got home and shut him in a bathroom with his litter box and food and water. After about 30 minutes we returned to check on him and he was a bit angrier than he was on the ride home. He was emitting this low, guttural growl and seemed to not want anything to do with us. So we got a toy and played with him, and what do you know, he turned back into the sweet cat from the ride home. This pattern continued throughout the night and much of the day on Sunday (during which time he graduated to having full-run of the house): Sweet, lovable Griz one minute, evil, growling Griz the next. Last night, he slept on our bed and both Mr. Awesome and I were a tiny bit frightened that Evil Griz would emerge in the middle of the night and try to eat us. That didn’t happen – in fact, Griz was really great and sweet and snuggly all night long – but neither of us got much sleep anyway.

Today, Griz is home alone all day. I have visions of returning home to find it partially destroyed, although I have nothing to base that on at all. We’re hoping Evil Griz goes away permanently, but I remind Griz every once in a while that we have 30 days to return his furry tail to the shelter if he doesn’t straighten up. I don’t think it will come to that – I think he’s going to work out really well. He’s even sort of getting along with Finnie:

More to come – hopefully sooner that later.

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It’s what’s for dinner.

October 22, 2009

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The Last Words of My English Grandmother by William Carlos Williams

October 7, 2009

There were some dirty plates
and a glass of milk
beside her on a small table
near the rank, disheveled bed—

Wrinkled and nearly blind
she lay and snored
rousing with anger in her tones
to cry for food,

Gimme something to eat—
They’re starving me—
I’m all right I won’t go
to the hospital. No, no, no

Give me something to eat
Let me take you
to the hospital, I said
and after you are well

you can do as you please.
She smiled, Yes
you do what you please first
then I can do what I please—

Oh, oh, oh! she cried
as the ambulance men lifted
her to the stretcher—
Is this what you call

making me comfortable?
By now her mind was clear—
Oh you think you’re smart
you young people,

she said, but I’ll tell you
you don’t know anything.
Then we started.
On the way

we passed a long row
of elms. She looked at them
awhile out of
the ambulance window and said,

What are all those
fuzzy-looking things out there?
Trees? Well, I’m tired
of them and rolled her head away.

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